Espresso? Stick it in my veins!

Stick it in my veins!

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Doing my part to live vicariously through the internet whilest enabling others to do the same.
04.15.2014 12:43:49

Wherein I try to tell Siri to set a timer for 8 minutes.

Wherein I try to tell Siri to set a timer for 8 minutes.

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04.10.2014 09:22:44

Did you know that music can be used for evil?

(Source: Gawker)

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04.09.2014 13:10:00

Do you use Chrome as your browser? Chrome for some reason does not by default check if certificates have been revoked. So you need to do this.

In “Settings → Advanced” turn on “Check for server certificate revocation”.

This is especially important now, because of “Heartbleed”, a very bad bug recently discovered that affects encryption.

Do you use Chrome as your browser? Chrome for some reason does not by default check if certificates have been revoked. So you need to do this.

In “Settings → Advanced” turn on “Check for server certificate revocation”.

This is especially important now, because of “Heartbleed”, a very bad bug recently discovered that affects encryption.

(Source: cl.ly)

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04.07.2014 23:12:34

It was David Ortiz bobblehead night, so we stayed after & took some picts*.

*I only say “picts”, because it pisses off chrisisgross

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04.07.2014 19:09:31

David Ortiz is a big man. (at Fenway Park)

David Ortiz is a big man. (at Fenway Park)

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04.04.2014 09:30:00

Heroes return home today (at Fenway Park)

Heroes return home today (at Fenway Park)

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04.04.2014 08:09:51

Begin reblogged message from thelovesluts:

thelovesluts:

#fastfood #fitness #eatclean #skateboard #art @wizardskull

Why yes, I would like fries with that.

thelovesluts:

#fastfood #fitness #eatclean #skateboard #art @wizardskull

Why yes, I would like fries with that.

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04.04.2014 08:00:58

Begin reblogged message from tehawesome:

tehawesome:

There are a few things I’ve learned from commenting on the Birds Eye Vegetables Facebook page:

  • People love answering dumb questions. Over 900 people responded to the above post, all of them saying something like “pepper.” It’s like some wealthy lunatic asked, “How could I get hundreds of people to all type ‘pepper’ onto the internet like an absurdist art project?” And here we are, I guess.
  • Birds Eye Vegetables only Likes right answers. See that second screenshot? Do you see the two utter losers with no Likes? That’s because Birds Eye only rewards winners. “Orange pepper”? Have a Like! “Red bell pepper”? LikeTown, Population: You! “Cantalope”? Are you kidding me? Go fuck yourself, idiot.
  • Birds Eye will benevolently chime in to give the right answer if someone isn’t sure. And then people will reply to that reply, because nobody can stop Facebook commenters from shouting “pepper” all over this thread. They see that comment box and they think, “Oh look, a text box! I have to type pepper into that thing!!!”
  • Nobody in the Birds Eye thread really talks to other people, so I feel free to leave multiple comments now. Birds Eye never responds, and other people pretty much just type “red pepper” and continue on with their very important schedules. So, when all comments are viewed chronologically, I look like someone having an argument with an unrelenting army of people who only type “pepper” into comment boxes. I’m basically Neo fighting wave after wave of machines outside the Matrix, only instead of doing kung fu I’m talking about pumpkins a lot.
  • And lastly, this isn’t a thing I learned, really, but I appreciated Nick openly disagreeing with Our Lord and Master Birds Eye Vegetables re: whether that pepper is a pumpkin. I only hope the Birds Eye Facebook page admin is half as amused as we are, but sometimes I imagine some 80s cartoon villain smashing his metal fist against his big desk and shouting, “Curses! They called it a pumpkin again!”

Henry is good crack. Except for that one time when he tried to make the Internet think that I hated public transit. I didn’t like that. Otherwise, all around good crack.

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04.03.2014 22:08:04

Miss. governor signs religious freedom bill that could allow anti-gay discrimination

Hey America,

Can we knock it off with this shit already?

These continued attempts to excuse one of our country’s most shameful traditions, bigotry & discrimination, with of one of our country’s proudest traditions, religious pluralism & tolerance, are nothing short of despicable.

And guess what. It doesn’t matter what you think your Koran, your Bible, or your Flying Spaghetti Monster has to say about it.

What does matter is that this is ‘murica. And in these great United States, we treat everyone equally under the law.

If you don’t like that, may I suggest immigrating to Russia? The tolerance for bigotry over there could be right up your alley.

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04.03.2014 19:30:31

Begin reblogged message from tehawesome:

tehawesome:

There are a few things I’ve learned from commenting on the Birds Eye Vegetables Facebook page:

  • People love answering dumb questions. Over 900 people responded to the above post, all of them saying something like “pepper.” It’s like some wealthy lunatic asked, “How could I get hundreds of people to all type ‘pepper’ onto the internet like an absurdist art project?” And here we are, I guess.
  • Birds Eye Vegetables only Likes right answers. See that second screenshot? Do you see the two utter losers with no Likes? That’s because Birds Eye only rewards winners. “Orange pepper”? Have a Like! “Red bell pepper”? LikeTown, Population: You! “Cantalope”? Are you kidding me? Go fuck yourself, idiot.
  • Birds Eye will benevolently chime in to give the right answer if someone isn’t sure. And then people will reply to that reply, because nobody can stop Facebook commenters from shouting “pepper” all over this thread. They see that comment box and they think, “Oh look, a text box! I have to type pepper into that thing!!!”
  • Nobody in the Birds Eye thread really talks to other people, so I feel free to leave multiple comments now. Birds Eye never responds, and other people pretty much just type “red pepper” and continue on with their very important schedules. So, when all comments are viewed chronologically, I look like someone having an argument with an unrelenting army of people who only type “pepper” into comment boxes. I’m basically Neo fighting wave after wave of machines outside the Matrix, only instead of doing kung fu I’m talking about pumpkins a lot.
  • And lastly, this isn’t a thing I learned, really, but I appreciated Nick openly disagreeing with Our Lord and Master Birds Eye Vegetables re: whether that pepper is a pumpkin. I only hope the Birds Eye Facebook page admin is half as amused as we are, but sometimes I imagine some 80s cartoon villain smashing his metal fist against his big desk and shouting, “Curses! They called it a pumpkin again!”

Henry is good crack. Except for that one time when he tried to make the Internet think that I hated public transit. I didn’t like that. Otherwise, all around good crack.

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